Funny Jokes And Chat Up Lines!

funny Jokes.


Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.


What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose


.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh


Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side 

Chat Up Lines.


Do you work for FedEx? I could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.


its a good thing that i have my library card. Why? because i am totally checking you out!!

Do you sleep on your belly at night? f no, can I?  


Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Could you please step away from the bar? your melting all the ice!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours